I've Been Tagged!

OK Grace tagged me with this one. It sounds like fun, so here goes...

The rules are to pick 5 occupations out of the list and complete the phrase. Add a couple of your own occupations to the end of the list then pass it on to at least 3 people.

The List:
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate...(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember...(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner...(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor... (By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent...(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer...(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist...(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker...(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime (by Garrison)
If I could be a domestic engineer (by Rick)
If I could be a chimney sweep (by laine)
If I could be a masseuse (by laine)
If I could be a taxi driver (by Brian)
If I could be a priest (by Brian)
If I could be a window cleaner (by Grace)
If I could be a gynecologist (by Grace)
If I could be a world leader...(by Scott)
If I could be a healer...(by Scott)

If I could be an architect I would want to build giant monolithic structures that would house beautiful works of art and writings that would inspire children to be great and mankind to be humble.

If I could be a writer I would want to instill in the hearts of many just how great life can be. That with a kind word or a smile you can change the world for someone.

If I could be a chef I would be able to pay back all the wonderful meals I have been served.

If I could be a bonnie pirate I would rob politicians and world leaders of their greed and dishonesty, and from those that hate others just because they are different, I would steal the control of their bowels.

If I could be a scientist I would work to remove the ridiculous idea of Creationism.

Now, to pass this on:

Dave, how could I not ask Dave?

And Larry is ready for service work, I think.

And a share from DoughGirl would be great!