You can tell an alcoholic - but you can't tell him much. ~anonymous
To an alcoholic, changing drinks is like changing cabins on the Titanic. ~Unknown
Nobody's any better than anyone else. We're all just trying to stay away from a drink. The God that I was looking for, over here, over there; in some guy, the right motorcycle, the best tattoo. And all the time it was right here inside. And it's hope, and I have it every day if I choose to look for it. And you have it too, you have it right inside of yourself. I know that sounds like an after school special like happy little Care Bears or something, but it's really true. And you never have to drink again if you find that little light inside yourself. You are so set. It's really excellent. Sobriety rocks. ~Gail
Today I am grateful...
- that I didn't kill Bunny when I got up at 4:30 and he had shat the bathroom
- that what I did was clean it up, let him out and sit here and research more on spirituality--the principle behind Step 11
- for the intelligence of alcoholics. I think we, as a whole, are the funniest people on Earth.
- for the incredible series on the National Geographic channel, Earth-The Biography
- that I am gonna have a bagel because I am hungry and then go back to bed for a little catch up
I have an amnesty prayer, I've seen it work hundreds of times. It's very simple. You can put it in your own words; 'I forgive everyone on the face of this earth, living or dead, who has ever done anything to me - real or imagined - and I want good things to happen to them.' If you will continue to say that , I will guarantee you that your attitude toward the people who are troubling you in your life is going to change. ~Frank H
today's quotes are all from Alkie Speak
10 comments:
I'll bet you one little tiny pile of Bunny Shit...and raise you a HUGE pile of Theo shit.
And yes...we are a hoot. Sit in any meeting in town and listen to the stories HEE HEE
bagel with cream cheese? yummy
when you can laugh at wearing out your welcome with the entire world..that is one hell of a sober AA sense of humor:)
Ahh....cleaning up dog poop first thing in the morning is not my thing either. But it happens that they have a bad stomach sometimes. They give so much good stuff that I can forgive the other things.
past tense of shit is shat? fancy!
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May the blessings be,
Brenda
oh, naughty bunny. poor dear. he couldn't hold it.
Of course he couldn't hold it. He ate all the shit in the yard that day. What he left in the bathroom was huge.
Uh, So, TMI
Thanks! I don't read the word shat very often these days.
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