Rule 62 or Overheard at an AA Meeting

• Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone.
• Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously.
• Be profound, funny or quiet.
• After you talk in a meeting, listen to hear if you said anything.
• I don't need your help today.... Love, God.
• Our sickness is between our ears.
• Want to hear God laugh? Tell Him your plans.
• Don't expect to learn about people from books; a person can't fit in a bookcase.
• Now I can wake up and say, "Good morning, God!" rather than "Good God, it's morning!"
• When I turned myself over to God, I took my life out of the hands of an idiot.
• When the world comes to an end, it will do so without my permission.
• If you pray for a Cadillac and God sends a jackass, ride it.
• There's no one too dumb for this program, but it's possible to be too smart.
• All I wanted was to control you, myself and everything else.
• My disease is an elephant. As long as I remember it's there, I won't get stepped on.
• Try praying. Nothing pleases God more than to hear a strange voice.
• Reality can be hell when you're only visiting.
• God save me from myself.
• We're all here because we're not all here.
• Constructive criticism: I tell you what's wrong with you.
• Destructive criticism: You tell me what is wrong with me.
• My mind is out to get me.
• I need to get the cotton out of my ears and put it in my mouth.
• Come to ninety meetings in ninety days. If you're not satisfied, we'll refund your misery.
• Things I turn over to God most easily are those things already fixed.
• EGO: Easing God Out
• God has never been a problem in my life, but I have been a problem to God all my life.
• I know that I'm not yet the person I can be, but I thank God I'm not the person I used to be.
• If you think you're happy, you are. If you think you're wise, you're not.
• When I don't have expectations of others, anything positive they do is a pleasant surprise.
• I can borrow trouble only at high interest rates.