IF THE ONLY PRAYER YOU SAID IN YOUR LIFE WAS "THANK YOU", THAT WOULD SUFFICE. ~Meister Eckhart

Thursday, July 20, 2006

07.20.06

Our program won’t keep you from going to hell nor is it a ticket to heaven. But it will keep you clean and sober long enough for you to make up your mind which way you want to go. ~Pocket Sponsor

Today I am grateful...
  • for bulk mail to collect spam
  • that I don't have to eat Spam or Vienna Sausages, or anything else with that nasty congealed shit on it
  • for canine companionship
  • for human companionship
  • that if today is a test, I can pass it
  • that my true self is where the God of my understanding rests
  • that God only rests where it’s comfortable

My parents tried to save me from an unhappy childhood but I thwarted them and had one anyway. ~Charlie C.

5 comments:

Scott M. Frey said...

ohhhh Spam.... Spam is our friend... Do you know how many things you can do with Spam? (culinarily speaking, dAAve!)

dAAve said...

Thanks for clearing that up, Scott.

Jonathan29 said...

Oh dear....that quote is so ME.

You're a peach, Scott. Have a good day tomorrow.

Shannon said...

that pocket sponsor is sure wise!

Unknown said...

Yuck~ spam ;(