WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey
WEEK THREE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
K-Y Jelly
WEEK FOUR
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee--espresso grind please
Whiskey
2 tubes K-Y Jelly
WEEK FIVE
Some nice fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto--about 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal--a pound at least
Porcini Mushrooms
A half pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform--size 42 long
Five or six bottles of a good Chardonnay
1 large bottle Astro-glide
WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (only the freshest and thinnest spears, please)
Eggs
Lemons
Gruyere cheese (aged, please)
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
At least a case of Chardonnay
Large tin Crisco
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8 comments:
That's twisted and very, very funny.
Made my morning.
I'm still laughing.
Thank you for starting my morning off with a laugh.
I see you,
JJ
Where's the Kolache's?
uh- i dont get it ; )
Shan, Jack and Ennis are the main characters from Brokeback Mountain.
Scott, you're fucking HI-larious!
This is HILARIOUS!!! Did you create this??? I'm posting a link to it on samiam.com - I simply gotta...
Absolutely hysterical!
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