An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
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4 comments:
What was that doctor's name?
He should probably get to know his patients a little better. I mean, he had not even taken the old guy's blood pressure yet.
Did that couple have insurance or were they strictly on MediCare?
Whre's the rest of the family? Don't they have any support in their elderly years?
Damn Scott! Be gentle on these folks, place.
I'm laughing so hard I just spit out a little bit of my coffee.
ROTFL...I can relate.
There has been some trouble with someone highjacking my name and likeness on my blog. In a way, I am greatful that I am not reacting, and I have found this wonderful Man Ray L'Violin that I adore....
Hey, we will all get there!
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