IF THE ONLY PRAYER YOU SAID IN YOUR LIFE WAS "THANK YOU", THAT WOULD SUFFICE. ~Meister Eckhart

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

A Gay Old Time

Five guys were in a bar. Feeling slightly sloshed, they started to argue with each other about the size of their penises. Eventually the discussion escalated into a full-blown argument, with each man thinking his penis was the biggest. The bartender suggested, "Put them on the bar so we can compare." The drunks did just that.

Shortly, a gay man came in the bar, looked around, and said to the bartender, "I think I'll have the buffet."

3 comments:

dAAve said...

Tastes Like Texas, Feels Like Home.

NMAMFQLMSH said...

You're the best!

Lisa said...

I have yet to find a buffet like that in Paducah! Suprise suprise huh?

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